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Monday, 18 March 2013

Why I'm Not On Twitter And Never Will Be

I don't use Twitter. But if I did, I imagine my posts would go something like this :


I am looking for hydrogen.

I am looking for hydrogen.

I am looking for hydrogen.

I am looking for hydrogen.

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I FOUND SOME HYDROGEN !

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I am looking for hydrogen.

I HAS FOUND ALL OF THE HYDROGEN. I HAS THE WIN.

I am downloading FITS files.

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I have downloaded ALL of the FITS files. I R A WINNER !

I am doing photometry.

I am doing photometry.

I am doing photometry.

I am doing photometry.

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PHOTOMETRY IS DONE ! IT IS DA SHIZZLE.

I am looking for trends in data.

I am looking for trends in data.

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Bored now. Writing code.

Codin'.

Still codin'.

Code is done. Took 3 days. Has just made last 6 months of work obsolete.

Sigh....

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I HAS SUBMITTED A PAPER. NOW I SLEEP.

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PAPER IS ACCEPTED ! MWHAHAHAHAH !

I am looking for hydrogen.

1 comment:

  1. Oh Rhys - I'm sitting by myself chortling. Soon my husband will pop his head round the door to see what I'm laughing at ('I thought you were doing astronomy, which is why I'm doing dinner'.) HOW can I explain??!
    Margarita

    'Yes, dear, I AM studying astronomy, and have just read an extremely erudite paper on VY Canis Majoris" ...

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